God I hope this is true.
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
Going to school with a dress code
dont give canadians money
U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing
ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.
is canada even real
the whole country is a fucking theme park
listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
Come sit on old biscuitlady’s knee and let me tell you a tale…
oh my fucking god
are they literally romanticising sk8r culture and emo we have come full circle people we have come full fucking circle this was literally less than 10 years ago
important psa about buns
We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.
This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them:
1. Fill a bowl with warm water.
2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damp.
3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun.
4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.
…I’m getting a bunny soon. I’m glad I read this now.
reblog and retag please.
let’s save bunnies!